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This is why we’re telling you all about the Lady Gaga song that sounds a lot like your zodiac sign.
Gaga is not only our favorite bad girl from Mars, but also one of the best artists of our time. She is smart and talented in many different ways.
She taught herself to play the piano by ear when she was only four years old. Her love of the arts led her to win 13 Grammy Awards, an Academy Award, two Golden Globe Awards, and many more.
Since both the sun and Venus were in the brave sign of Aries when the A Star Is Born actress was born, it’s no surprise that she always says something bold.
“God doesn’t make mistakes, so I’m beautiful in my own way.” In addition to showing the fierce passion and unapologetic vivacity of her cardinal fire element, Gaga’s sun—the ruler of your soul power and physical presence—and Venus—the planet of values and artistic expression—occupy her socially conscious 11th house of collective contribution, individual freedom, and future visions.
Everything about her, from the iconic outfits she wears to every red carpet event to her non-profit Born This Way foundation, shows her leadership and dedication to helping people.
Okay, you lil’ monsters, read on to find out which Lady Gaga song you are based on your sun sign or rising sign.
Marry the Night, Aries
“I’m going to marry the night, I won’t give up on my life, I’m a warrior queen, live passionately tonight.” This dance synth-pop gem from her third album Born This Way has your name written all over it, Aries, from the empowering lyrics to Gaga’s bedazzlers and fishnet gloves.
You are the zodiac’s favorite hype friend because you always bring the fire, like how she sings, “I’m a soldier to my own emptiness; I am a winner.” Did I tell you that you look great in leather?
Taurus: Artpop
“Come to me, in all your beauty and ugliness and meanness.” Being ruled by the goddess of love gives you the upper hand in art, beauty, and seduction, and the title track of Gaga’s third studio album captures your celestial essence perfectly.
“Just do that thing you always do, and I’ll undress you.” You are also known for taking your time, but it’s because you want to enjoy your sensual pleasures. “Give it time. Sometimes the easiest thing to do is the right one.”
Gemini: Telephone
“Call as much as you want, but no one is home and you won’t get through to my phone.” Only having Beyoncé, a Mercury-ruled queen, on a Lady Gaga song is better than having twins for a soul.
This hit song from 2009 also came with a beautiful video of Beyoncé and Lady Gaga plotting and scheming, which of course goes along with your unpredictable mischief. P.S. It won the 2010 Video Music Award for Best Collaboration, because how could it not?
Cancer: Hold My Hand
“Hold my hand, and everything will be okay.” You know, they don’t call you the mother of the signs of the zodiac for nothing.
Even though the 2023 Oscar-nominated single was written for Top Gun: Maverick, Gaga said during her performance at this year’s Oscars that it was very personal.
“We all need each other; to get through this life, we need a lot of love.” Being ruled by the moon shows how deep your feelings are and how much you care, but sometimes you have to be your own hero.
Leo: Applause
You have to admit that lyrics like “I live for the way that you cheer and scream for me” fit your sun-ruled personality.
This is because people born with Leo in a prominent place in their birth chart are often artists and performers.
Everything is the first single from her third studio album, Artpop, which came out in 2013. From the title to the high-energy chorus that makes you feel sunny and royal, you know you’re singing along to the words “I live for the applause, applause, applause.”
Virgo: Bloody Mary
Gaga’s modern take on Mary Magdalene’s story is both artistic and makes you think. It might have something to do with the “virgin” archetype and your own sense of right and wrong.
This dance-pop song is from Lady Gaga’s third studio album Born This Way, but you may know it from the famous soundtrack of Netflix’s Wednesday.
“Love is just a story that they might be able to prove, and when you’re gone, I’ll tell them that you were my religion.”
Libra: Electric Chapel
“You want me bad, and I think you’re cool, but I’m not sure, doo doo doo.” This song is another electro-rock gem from the Born This Way album.
Whether you think of it in terms of your Venusian charms or your relationship-driven personality, you embody the overall come-hitherness of this glam-metal song.
“If you want to steal my heart, meet me, meet me baby in a safe place, come on meet me in electric chapel.” You are also very hard to say no to, so there you go.
Scorpio: Teeth
“Don’t be scared, I’ve done this before, so show me your teeth.” Scorpio is a big part of Gaga’s birth chart because it is her moon, Pluto, and South Node sign.
Still, the raw audacity of this song matches your Plutonian passions, especially the part where she sings about wanting to see her lover’s “teeth,” which is a reference to their aggressive sexuality.
“Take a bite out of my bad girl meat.” She teases the person she wants in a way that shows she is in charge, but she does it on purpose so she can enjoy the fantasy of being dominated.
Sagittarius: Gypsy
“I just packed up my things, said goodbye to my family and friends, and left on my own to go nowhere.” You always want to go somewhere new, and Jupiter, the planet that rules your sign, is to blame.
You really show what it means to “seize the day” by traveling just for the fun of it. “Get your bags ready, and we’ll go chase the sunset, smash the rearview mirror, and start the jets.”
Some people find it scary that you want to be free and try new things, but this will never stop you from meeting “the one.”
Donatella is a Capricorn
“I want to dress you in taffeta made of silk.” Only being friends with a fashion icon like Donatella Versace and singing about it in front of the whole world is more glamorous than couture.
When that kind of thing happens, you know you’ve made it big. “Mi-mi-bella, I’m a rich snob, I’m in the upper class.”
Being ambitious doesn’t mean you’re arrogant, but the lyrics describe what many people would call the “ultimate” way of living.
Since you are in charge of the zodiac, you already know how it feels to be on top of the mountain.
Plastic Doll — Aquarius
“P-plastic, high-tech.” Uranus, the planet that rules your sign, is a big fan of science fiction, which is why you like being weird and different. “I’m cutting edge; I’m chipped.”
This pop-disco song is from her sixth studio album, Chromatica. It’s about how being a superstar makes you feel “exclusivity” and alone, which is why Gaga keeps singing, “Am I your type?”
Your zodiac archetype can match how you feel about being alone, for better or worse, but you were never meant to fit in.
Alice is a Pisces
“My name isn’t Alice, but I’ll keep looking, keep looking for Wonderland.” When Neptune rules your life, you tend to be strange and want to escape, and this Chromatica dance track beautifully shows Gaga’s never-ending longing for a fantasy-filled world she dreams about and imagines often.
(Both Mercury and Jupiter were in Pisces when she was born.) “Play your symphony for me, Maestro. I’ll listen to anything.” When she’s not feeling well, this other world feels like a safe place to her. That’s why she says, “Take me home to wonderland.”