Disney Parks Ride That Captures Each Zodiac Sign

No matter if you’re in the “happiest” place on Earth or the “most magical” place on Earth, the Disney parks always make you feel like you’re in a fairy tale.

Even if you aren’t a big Disney fan, you probably have that one ride that stole your heart and made you wish on a star that you could skip the line and ride it again.

It could even be the rides at Disney Parks that make you feel like your sign.

As someone who grew up going to Disneyland and California Adventure every other weekend (yes, there are perks to living in Southern California), I can say that nothing puts you in a different world like the Disney Parks. I thought Disneyland was its own country when I was a kid.

As soon as you walk through the gates, you can smell the park’s signature “Smellitzer,” which slowly spreads the smell of popcorn and vanilla through the air.

After you walk down Main Street, which is a nostalgic recreation of Walt Disney’s hometown and where you might stop for coffee and a churro, you see the famous Sleeping Beauty Castle.

This makes you feel both right at home and very far away from home at the same time. Those who know, know.

There’s more magic to come. From here, you can go to the gothic paradise of New Orleans Square, walk through the lush jungles of Adventureland, and even take a steamboat ride through Critter Country.

You can even walk through the castle and enter a world from a fairy tale where Snow White and Peter Pan live next door to each other.

And if you want to travel through time and space, you could use a lightsaber at Star Wars Land or think about the future at Tomorrowland. You always have a choice.

Aries: You’re Radiator Racer Springs

Since you’re a fiery and excited Aries, you deserve nothing less than to ride Radiator Racer Springs again.

In Cars Land at California Adventure, you can get away from real life by taking a road trip through a remote, rocky desert.

You can also speed up and race against another car. And let’s be honest, what does an Aries love more than winning?

Plus, every Aries loves to be seen, which is why they always post for the iconic photo the ride takes of you at the finish line. Go, go, go!

Taurus: You’re Pirates of the Caribbean

Even though Venus, the planet of love, rules Taurus, you know this sign has a taste for the dark. Don’t forget that Venus is also in charge of money, which is something that many of us would risk everything for.

What better shows the never-ending search for hidden treasure than a pirate?

After jumping through a mysterious waterfall and sailing through the rocky undersea of Pirate’s Grotto, every Taurus can’t help but feel enchanted by the shiny piles of gold coins and priceless gems.

They even understand why a pirate would be willing to die for it.

Gemini: You’re Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride

Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride is an important part of what makes Disney Disney. This ride is an important part of the magic because it is one of the few that has been running since Disneyland opened in July 1955.

Gemini is in charge of close friends, the local culture, and getting along with neighbors.

Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride takes them on a tour of the English countryside, which makes them feel right at home.

Plus, Geminis are incredibly strange and naughty, which makes them perfect for the crazy zigzag movement of the buggies.

Let’s also not forget that Gemini is one of the few zodiac signs that can go to the Underworld, according to traditional astrology. So, when the ride literally takes them on a tour through Hell, they can’t help but feel nostalgic.

Cancer: You’re the Mad Tea Party

Cancers love nothing more than to get together with their loved ones and enjoy cozy, uplifting events.

The irony of celebrating a “unbirthday” is not lost on a Cancer, who will take any chance to make something cute and weird.

Since Cancers are ruled by the Moon, a celestial body that changes zodiac signs every two days, their moods are as unpredictable as they are charming.

So, a Cancer can’t help but love the fact that they can make the teacup go as fast or as slow as their big hearts want.

Leo: You’re Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance

Leos love nothing more than to feel like they’re here to save the day.

This expressive, dramatic, and outgoing fire sign wants nothing more than to be seen, appreciated, and understood, which is why they can’t help but be enchanted by everything Star Wars.

By doing things like making their own lightsabers and joining the resistance, they can escape reality and become the main character in a story that takes place a very long time ago in a place far, far away.

Virgo: You’re Big Thunder Mountain Railroad

Virgo is very adaptable and flexible, so it makes sense that their favorite ride would be a big part of both Disneyland and Disney World.

But that’s not the only thing that makes Big Thunder Mountain so great for Virgos. After all, Virgos are practical and analytical earth signs who aren’t afraid to risk everything for a big pay day by going through a haunted gold mine.

If any zodiac sign is going to roll up their sleeves and get things done, it’s a Virgo, who has already come up with good reasons to use the Lightning Lane to get on Big Thunder Mountain Railroad even faster.

Since they are so moody, they love how this ride changes gears when you least expect it.

Libra: You’re Snow White’s Enchanted Wish

From the beginning to the end, Snow White’s Enchanted Wish takes you on a scary and fun adventure that tickles your soul.

What upsets a Libra more than a bad stepmother who is jealous of your beauty and actively tries to kill you because of it?

Every Libra knows what it’s like to have people envy their charm and good looks.

You also love that in the end, it’s the kiss of true love that saves the day and that good wins over evil, because Libras are the living embodiment of fairness, beauty, and romance.

Scorpio: You’re the Haunted Mansion

The Haunted Mansion being a symbol of Scorpio might sound like a cliché, but sometimes clichés are used for a reason.

Scorpio is the zodiac sign of death and change, both of which are big parts of the Haunted Mansion.

When you walk onto the grounds of this old, Victorian-style place, you see gravestones and ghostly horsemen right away.

Once you get inside the house, you can see why: the woman living there is killing each of her new husbands one by one.

Scorpios know what it’s like to hold a grudge both when they’re sick and when they’re well.

Sagittarius: You’re Soarin’ Around the World

If you are a Sagittarius, you want to see the whole world and try everything it has to offer. And since going around the world is a lot of work, it’s much easier to just wait in line for Soarin’ Around the World.

This ride is a very realistic flight simulator that makes you feel like you’re flying to beautiful places all over the world.

It does this by using wind, smells, and movement to make you feel like you’re in the air.

Sagittarians will also love this chance to put up their feet and let the ride do the traveling and sightseeing for them.

Capricorn: You’re the Matterhorn

If you’re a Capricorn, your favorite way to get around is probably something that has a long history.

You know this because the Matterhorn will always be there, standing tall and proud, no matter how long it’s been since you went to Disneyland.

You love the fact that the Matterhorn was made from the dirt that was dug out of the moat of Sleeping Beauty’s Castle. It was called “Lookout Mountain” before it was turned into the ride we know today in 1959.

Plus, the feeling of barely getting away from the Abominable Snowman in a fast alpine sled is exactly the kind of thrill a Capricorn lives for.

Aquarius: You’re Space Mountain

Aquarius is one of the most forward-thinking and visionary zodiac signs, so you could spend hours at Tomorrowland.

Even if there are a lot of people in line for Space Mountain, you don’t mind because blasting off into space always makes you feel something.

We all know that Aquarians are secretly nerds, so you might even pretend to be an astronaut before the ride starts. Once the ride is over, the dorky picture it takes of you always brings you back to reality.

Pisces: You’re Peter Pan’s Flight

There is something about Peter Pan that is very out of this world. First of all, Neverland is a separate world where everyone is frozen in time and can’t grow old or die.

If we’re being honest, Pisces people daydream so much that they might be able to get to Neverland without even stepping on Peter Pan’s Flight.

Pisces can’t help but feel enchanted by the way the ride suspends you above London in the Georgian era before taking you on a journey with pirates, mermaids, and lost boys.

The only bad thing? The ride is only three minutes long, but a Pisces will wish it was longer.

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